I should apologize now…....

You know those stupid surveys you get via email??? Ever fill them out?? Yeah me too.

Well here’s another stupid one, and I am board so I am posting it. Don’t laugh to hard. Oh and I decided it was to long, so I took out some of them…..only left the funny ones. That’s why the numbers are all jacked up.

1. do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed, with so many gay friends I am afraid of who is going to come out of it.

2. do you take the shampoo & conditioner bottles from hotel rooms?
yes, but more importantly I steal cool beer glasses from bars.

3. have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
yes, and at one point the person next door asked us to keep it down.

4. have you ever stolen a street sign before?
yes, drunk in Ireland. My irish friends did it all the time so it was kind of an initiation. The sign was in Gaelic.

5. do you like to use post-it notes?
you have no idea. I have an obsession. When I was house manager in my sorority I left post-it notes EVERYWHERE!!! “do the dishes” “move your car” It was obnoxious!

7. would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
A big bear. I might be able to survive a mauling. However, I am allergic to bees and would 100% end up like Thomas J in “My Girl.” “His glasses!!! He can’t see without his glasses!!!”

19. is it okay for guys to wear pink?
hmm, I don’t know. I’ll go ask his boyfriend.

21. whats your favorite scary movie?
Exorcist and Stigmata. When I was younger my dad’s girlfriend let us play with a Ouija board. When my mom found out (Irish Catholic woman) she flipped and put my sister and I in her room, put on the Exorcist, turned off the lights and said “Play with it again and this will happen to you.”

I have never touched one since.

22. where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
at Tiffany’s and other stores, and by bury I mean spend.

25. what is your favorite food/cuisine?
POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

26. what movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Wedding Date and Miracle

28. were you a boy/girl scout?
I was a brownie for 3 weeks, but it was the same time at CCD and CCD was more important.

38. when you were a kid what did you dress up as for halloween?
one year I was a hockey player, one year I was a Bears player and then the following year I remembered I was a GIRL and I was a princess for 3 years and then a witch. (She’s a witch....BURN HER!!!)

40. how many languages can you speak?
englis, drunk and child

43. are you stubborn?
I read this as “are you STILLBORN.” Yeah I would say I am a tad stubborn. My mother and friends would say that I was a little more then tad.

47. sing in the car?
it’s a good thing the weather is getting colder, b/c my windows will be up and the noise pollution will stop.

50. ever used a gun?
not yet, but I know the first person I’ll shoot.
I mean NO.

54. ever eat a pierogie?
they’re made with potatoes. Do you have to ask?

56. occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I wanted to be the first female football coach for the Chicago Bears!

58. ever have a deja-vue feeling?
all the time….but not now

105. are you good with kids?
Yeah, I’m like the piped piper of children. Honestly, they love me and I love them. At Nicole’s wedding I spent a lot of dance floor time with the ring bearer and flower girl. (they were waaaaaaaaay to cute) I’m not sure if that was a good thing though, as Joanie was a tad drunkie drunkie. Oh well as someone put, its not like I gave my glass of wine to the kids and was like “hold it until Auntie Joanie is thirsty!”

Tonight I might be seeing SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!! And by seeing I mean watching it between my fingers as snakes creep me out.