A Lunatic's Slide Show

So some people (KAYLA & CHRIS) aren't on facebook and want to see my pictures that I keep promising to email. Well, I'm bored....so I will post them on the blog.

Ok, here's the deal. I am going to give them captions..but feel free to submit funnier ones via the comments section and/or email me @ joanie.maria@gmail.com. Oh and people, do a better job of this activity then you did at the animal scale. NOW GO!!!! (anyone who reads nicole's blog and saw the "NOW GO" on hers...yeah she got that shit from me. and i got it from my carnie friends)

OK kiddies here are random pics brought to you by ME!

That's our basketball court. My freshman year Brett was giving us a tour and dared me to try a three point shot. I (clad in jeans and boots with heals) put on my game face....stand at the line...grannied the shot....and made it. In my celebration I jumped up and upon landing slid (i had heals on like an asshole) fell on my ass. "Way to go joanie....scuff up the NCAA Championship floor" I'm glad he was worried about my safety.

Block S, center court...Kennice and I were going to kiss it for love of state and good luck, but seeing as though sweaty basketball players were on it about 20 min prior....we decided to skip that part of the day.

I have no idea what roommate was doing. We were drinking and karaoking that night. Anything was possible. However, I do think we were making fun of sluts who drop it like its hot. (that wasn't funny)


Kennice and I center court. Yeah we're hot...we're sexy...we're SPARTANS!!!

Ass shot of Shannon Brown, yes the same Shannon Brown from my crazy grandfather entry.

Ok...simply put this is a picture of me molesting Sparty. Hey he has a rock solid ass....a girl has gatta hit that once and a while. Sadly, this is NOT the first time I have done this.....it was just the first time sober...and the first time Kayla wasn't doing something even MORE inappropriate in front of him. Use your sick minds.

OK and now that college basketball season is over (as far as I am concerned) here is a picture of my FAVORITE moment during the 2005-2006 Spartan Basketball season. Its like Shannon Brown is saying "Hello Ben Luber....would you like salt with my shoes....b/c you're eating them for dinner!!!" SPARTY ON!