Ronald McDonald is my Pimp

Sarah, Kelly and I went up to State this past weekend. We had an amazing time. There was a lot of randomness, but three of the funnier moments were these:

~Sarah and I had Izzone tickets and were waiting in line outside the Breslin. The people in front of us kept making out and groping each other, and then let their friends cut in line. (One friend looked like Mr. Ed, and the other was wearing PINK leather boots with stiletto heal, to a BASKETBALL GAME!!) Sarah Tobie was about to throw down. She was PISSED! "If they get lower bowl seats and we don't, I might kill the bitches" (HEY!! Cut us some slack, we rolled into the E.L. at 5am and up by 9:00.)

So as we make it in they announce that there are no more lower bowl tickets, and we were pissed b/c Mrs. Ed (girl with big teeth) and her slutty friend got the last two. Then this guy goes, "I HAVE 2 LEFT!" Sarah LEAPS across the line and gets them. I mean I was impressed. So we ended up 6 rows off the court. I mean perfect viewing! It was tons of fun, and it was all made possible by the Toe being pissed off and ready to kill for those tickets.

~on Sunday morning we woke up, lounged for a bit and then went to Dirty Breakfast. For those of you who don't know, Dirty Breakfast is when you go out to eat breakfast at Theo's (or any place that serves it 24-7) and you are still in pj'ss or lounging clothes, only brush your teeth and wash your face..NO SHOWERS OR MAKEUP!! I put on powder, so I cheat a bit.

So Dave, Kelly, Sarah, Kennice and I are at dirty breakfast and we order. When its my turn the waitress ask if I want White, Wheat or Rye toast. I proceed to stare at hedidn'tke I didn't understand the question. Everyone laughs., and I order wheat. Then I go "SORRY!! I was waiting for her to say Texas didn'twhen she didn't I got all thrown off. So DB went off without to many more problems.

~On ourdecide home we deiced to stop in Indiana to get use the washroom, so stopped at a McDonalds. Now, you have to know what we looked like in order for this to be really funny.

Sarah: Black Adidas pants, green State sweatshirt, flip flops. She looks tired and has a cold. Hair is a little messy.

Kelly: Black lounging pants, gray State sweatshirt, flip flops. She also looks tired, messy hair, etc.

Me: Black fay-lo pants, pink long sleeve top, hair pulled back, bags under my eyes and flip flops. I look dead tired and hung over.

Before we left Sarah wanted some nuggets, so she got in line and Kelly and I stood back by the ketchup. While we waited I leaned against the wall and closed my eyes in the I'm hung over and need to go to bed look.

As we were waiting this guy kept checking us out, but never said anything. Just kept staring, and nodding his head.

So as we were leaving he says "bye ladies." Kelly says nothing and Sarah and I are like "bye." (Kelly says it was a cutesy voice, I say it was just my voice)

Then he goes: "Damn girl(s), you sure lookin good today."

Ok, he was either blind, drunk or lying, b/c we hadn'tlook hit. I mean we hadn't showered yet and I know I just looked hung over. I had that "I have only slept for 4 hrs in 3 days and I just want to go home and sleep for 6 years" look. There is no way any of us looked good. Are the girls that bad in Indiana?? I mean if he was serious, that was a huge complement and I need to start dating black men.

I got home safely after that and I laid around for a bit. As always, going back home to State was so much fun and made me happy. I loved seeing Kennice and the boys. I could have done without Kevin licking his finger and then sticking it in my eye, but his mother probably dropped him as a kid or let him eat pain chips so I will excuse that.