Oh so much has happened in the past couple of days, but I think the very best story had to occur Saturday, November 17th.

I should probably back up just a little bit and let you know that I am now a Surprise Party Representative. What is a surprise Party you ask? Well it is a home party for women. I bring fun lotions, toys and other fun love stuff. It’s like Tupperware, but a hell of a lot more fun.

Anyway, after my party on Saturday I was really tired and put the “toys” away without taking their batteries out. Of course when I put the demo bin into the car a couple of the toys went off. I, however, did not realize this until after I was driving down the street, but I figured I would just wait until I got to the gas station to do anything.

There was NO ONE on the road when I was driving to I opted to take an illegal U turn. Once I completed said U Turn a Westmont Police Officer was right behind me, pulling me over.

Officer: “License and Registration please.”
Me: “ok”
Office: “ma’am….do you know U Turns are illegal?”

~~slighting buzzing heard in the background…..starts to get louder~~

Me: “Sorry officer.”
O: “Ma’am what is that noise?”

I turn slightly red and being to explain….

“Well, sir…I am a Surprise Party Representative..” I give him my card. “And I sell lotions and fun love toys. Basically, that noise is the vibrators banging against each other and the bin they’re in. I was lazy and forgot to take out the batteries before I put them away.”
Officer: “Um…..ok. Well, I am going to have to check that out. Can you please step out of the vehicle and open the bin making the noise.”

So I get out of the car, open the trunk and proceed to show the officer that the noise is in fact the vibrators and NOT a bomb.”

After dealing with a little blushing, the officer lets me go with a warning and tells me to remember to take the batters out next time. I tell him to pass his car along to his wife or girlfriend.

Oh…it gets better.

So I get to the gas station and while the gas is pumping I am taking the batteries out of the toys. I get all the batteries out and go to put the bin back in the car.

Well, apparently I forgot to put the latch on correctly and the top of the bin opened and penis mints, penis gummies, books on erotic massage (with pictures) and other fun things fell.
As I was picking everything up I noticed that the guy behind me seemed very interested in what I was putting away…..So I handed the lady in his car my card!!!

Basically that weekend taught me to take the batteries out of the toys before I put them away no matter how lazy I am, and make sure all latches are secured before moving a bin.

Fun times….fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun times…………..

~~if anyone reading this would like to Host a Surpirse Party, feel free to email me at joanie.surprise.party@gmail.com. The parties are for WOMEN only and you must be over 18 years old.