I had a lot of schoolwork to get done this weekend and I was feeling kind of sick, so nothing to exciting happened to me. What that means is that I don’t have anything witty to report on.
However, not wanting to let anyone down (b/c I know you kids thrive on this shit) here is another addition of Craig’s List Losers…….
seeking for my soul! – 28
I AM VERY RESPONSIBLE, I AM LOVING , CARING, DEPENDABLE, PASSIONATE, I AM REALISTIC I SEE LIFE AS IT COMES I LIKE TO TAKE A DETERMANATION, ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE, I LOVE TO LIFE LIFE TO THE FULLEST, BUT JUST MISSING THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE TO FILL MY HEART, I HAVE BEEN THROUGH ALOT AND ALSO BEEN HURT SO I KNOW STILL HOW TO FACE LIFE STRONG AND FACE THE THINGS AS THEY COME SO IF YOU DID IT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THAT, JUST BE SINCERE SINCE THE BEGINING, IF YOU ARE SERIOUS LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP,READY TO BE DETERMINE THEN HOWLER BABY!!! SERIOUS DATING, POSSIBLE LONG TERM
Wow, someone was a little hopped up on something when they write this. Was it really necessary to use ALL caps? Why are you yelling? Also, I notice that the love affair started after you wrote the title. Speaking of the title, um does it remind anyone else of something that could be an episode of Charmed? Seeking for my soul? OK, right. This is also the longest run on sentence, and it doesn’t make much sense. However, if you like this add…don’t forget to HOWLER at cha boy.
Looking for a woman to share good times...and more - 38
Heyy Are you there ?..lol.....I am 38 East Indian descent -....well settled......looking for a friend first...you must be below 32 - East Indian - Caucasian - or a wheatish Afro-Am.......must have gone beyond High School....should make good conversation.......We will go out to nice reataurants, concerts, movies....generally have a good time......and go form there.......I am looking for a NO DRAMA ...cool..no pressure relationship ...which is beautiful for both of us.......email me your details....your pix gets mine...:D
Your first sentence wasn’t funny, don’t “lol” it.
I can overlook the “below 32” because I can figure he means younger and not colder, but when he says he wants a “wheatish Afro Am,” I wonder if he wants someone light skinned or someone you could make a sammich on. I keep reading this and hearing Borat’s voice in my head. “Want wheatish woman….VERY NICE.” (it’s not funny if you haven’t see the movie…..sorry.)
Intelligent, Manly 33WM seeks Woman 50+ - 33
I once had a relationship with a woman in her 50s. I miss the intellectual and sensual excitement of involvement with a woman who isn't timid or apologetic for enjoying a youthful man. I don't know if you're out there, but if you're over 50 and enjoy the company of younger men, please drop me a line. Thanks!
SOMEONE has mommy issues!!! That or he just saw the graduate one to many times. ” And here’s to you Mrs. Robbinson…….”
LOOK FOR A GREEK-AMERICAN LADY ,FROM GREEK MAN – 49
PLEASE WRITE ME AND TALK IS BEST FISH IS HERE EYXARISTO-TY
I don’t know what this means, but I now have the sudden urge for some Saganaki. (Which is probably spelled wrong, I don’t care.)
Married guy seeks female daytime play partner - 37
wouldnt it be great to be with someone who whom you can have some little daytime escapes? i am married so I need to be discreet. I am very passionate - poetry, music, food and more. i need a little excitement in my life and would like to help you have some too.
OK, there’s nothing really funny about this post. This guy, and other likes him, are just creeps. Really! Posting on Craig’s list so you can cheat on your wife! Sick. (and women who do this are just as bad)
I always wonder though about these people. Can you imagine posting it and getting a response. You and this mystery woman swap emails for a while and then agree to meet for some afternoon delight. So you pick a day, time and hotel. Once you are there you get your key and walk to the room. You hear her in there and get excited, open the door and …………………………………IT’S YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!
Now one of two things just happened. You’re both cheating bastards who will have A LOT to talk about. OR…..she caught your ass….sucker.
There was a lifetime movie like this. Some girl became a college call girl. She ended up getting some pretty high rolling johns. One day she went to the hotel and when the door opened it was her FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, pretty creepy huh.
I laughed my ass off.
Does anyone know this woman? – 41
Please have her contact me if you happen to know her. I wanted to speak with her and was able to at the time. Now she is MIA on Match.com.
STALKER!!!!!! Maybe she went MIA for a reason.
~~Have any of you looked at the actual adds on Craig’s List?? Have you noticed the pictures people post? They’re worse then the actually adds.
~~In other news: Brett says I am too hard on the men, and I should equally pick on the women. I would…..if they were as cracked out. Hmmmm….let me go check.
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