Yeah, I should be taking the “boss out of the office” time to do some homework, but I’m a little ADD right now. So instead I am going to share a little bit of my weekend with Kennice and Dave.
This past weekend those two assholes came up for a visit, and brought Kennice’s friend Lindsey. I must say that Lindsey faired very well spending the weekend with us. However, I haven’t spoken to them since they were stuck in traffic in Paw Paw, so I am not sure if Lindsey is still speaking to anyone.
Amazingly enough we all managed to stay out of jail or the hospital, so it was a good weekend.
On Sunday we got ready to cheer Allie on during her second Chicago Marathon. (Yeah she did it again; Mom and I are considering a Pysch Consult if she chooses to do it next year.)
We started the morning cheering her on at mile six and then again at mile nine. After mile nine we went to breakfast, joining us was my mom (Deej).
As we were eating breakfast, Deej decided to tell us this interesting story about how weird my sister is.
“When Allie was taking her sleep study courses she found out that men get erections during REM sleep. Well you know Allie only has that one bed in her studio, so when Brent comes to visit they sleep in the same bed. YOU SISTER timed when she figured Brent would go into REM and set her alarm clock for those times. Then she would take the dog out for a walk.”
~~everyone starts laughing~~
Of course because of this we all felt the need to make inappropriate REM comment. A couple minutes later we were paying the bill. Dave owed me from the night before and he offered to pay mine and Deej’s portion since they added up to last night’s total.
“Well mom, looks like Dave is going to take care of you. I guess you’ll have to put out now.”
Without missing a beat my mom responds with, “I’ll just wait until he goes into REM.”
Yep, that’s my mom!!!! If any of you are wondering where I get it……it’s from her. All of it.
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