Last night we watched DA BEARS game at BDubs. At one point and time Kate and I were coming back from the bathroom and we had to walk through this see of guys. They were all tall, pretty, dressed sharply and smelled expensive. They screamed Frat boy…..they were probably BETAs. (Having dated one on and off for 2 yrs and one of my really good friends being one…I can sniff them out.)
The second time I went to the washroom one of them stopped me and said. “You look like a fun lady. My buddy here, do you like his shirt like it is……or with his collar popped?”
Me: “Are you serious?”
BETA: “yeah. What do you think?”
Me: “Well that depends, which one of you guys is his boyfriend?”
The rest of them laughed, but I don’t think Einstein who was asking the questions got it. I love BDubs, it reminds me of college!!!
DA BEARS won!!!!!!!!!
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Later that night while checking in on Nicole’s kitties I fell asleep on the couch. I fell asleep watching the lame MTV VMAs, and as a result I had the weirdest dream.
I was on a sail boat with Justin Timberlake. He was in his typical Frat boy type outfit and I was wearing my long black formal dress. (Please don’t ask)
We were standing there drinking wine when I suddenly said: “No Justin, I’M brining sexy back…..”
Apparently I am a tool in my dreams.
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A couple of weeks ago I received a very interesting phone call from my mom:
“JOANIE!!! I just read in a magazine that the number one survey for men…..and this was from real men surveyed……was when a girl is a 1st grade teacher. Good thing you started graduate school!”
Thanks mom. I’m so glad we have our priorities straight.
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Kayla thinks I should respond to some of the personal ads. Go on dates with the weirdoes and write about it
Sure I should risk being kidnapped and kept in a closet by some lonely desperate psycho so when I am finally found alive I can use it to entertain you assholes.
NO thank you!
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